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All I Want for Christmas Is a Silent Call Light T-Shirt – Funny Nurse Tee

All I Want for Christmas Is a Silent Call Light T-Shirt – Funny Nurse Tee

$26.31

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Why You'll Love It 💖

For the nurse whose Christmas wish list is... realistic.

Forget the fancy gifts. All you want for Christmas is one shift—just one—where the call lights stay silent. No constant dinging. No back-to-back requests. Just a quiet moment when the monitor finally goes still.

This tee captures the nurse's holiday wish: "All I Want for Christmas Is... A Silent Call Light."

What makes it perfect:

  • 🎄 "All I Want for Christmas Is... A Silent Call Light" message – sardonic, honest, deeply relatable
  • 💙 Private joke between coworkers – lands with a knowing smile from anyone who's worked the floor
  • 👕 Medium-weight 100% cotton (180 g/m²)—lightweight but sturdy, wears like a favorite scrub top
  • Ribbed crew neck and relaxed fit – comfortable during busy shifts, warm layer for post-shift coffee runs
  • 🎁 Great gift for nurse friends – staff parties, Secret Santa, appreciation gifts, or yourself
Care Instructions

Keep it fresh, keep it cool 😎

  • Machine wash cold (max 30°C / 90°F)
  • Tumble dry low — gentle vibes only
  • No ironing (it’s naturally laid-back)
  • No dry cleaning — too high-maintenance for this tee
  • Bleach only if you really must ✨

Soft, simple, and made to last 💛

Our Promise

Your happiness is our priority. Because each YOUSTOMIZE product is custom-made especially for you, we can’t simply put returned items back into stock — they’re yours and yours alone.

Here’s how we take care of you:

  • If there’s a mistake on our side (wrong size sent, printing defect, damaged in transit), we’ll replace it or refund you in full, at no cost to you.
  • If you change your mind or choose the wrong size, we completely understand — it happens! While we can’t resell your item, we’ll offer you an exclusive discount for a brand-new order.

This way, you still get what you truly want, and we maintain our eco-responsible promise of avoiding waste.

We believe in solutions that are fair for you and kind to the planet. 🫶

Secure Shipping

Processing with Care

We prepare your order within 1–3 business days (orders placed after 12 PM local time are handled the next business day). Each step is done with precision, because your style deserves the time and attention it needs.

🌍 Shipping

We ship in the following countries. If your country is not listed below, just contact us.

  • USA: 2–6 business days
  • Canada, Australia, New Zealand: 2–5 business days
  • International: 10-30 business days

NB: Some items may be unavailable in some regions. Just get in touch with us in case.

Free Shipping on all orders

Enjoy free shipping on orders over $69— our way of saying thank you for being part of the YOUSTOMIZE story. 🎁

Delays

  • Some countries may apply local taxes or import duties — these are the customer’s responsibility.
  • During peak seasons, delivery may take a little longer, but we’ll keep you updated so you always know where your order is.
Sustainability In Mind

🌱 Comfort That Respects the Planet♻️

Crafted with ethically grown US cotton and backed by the U.S. Cotton Trust Protocol, this crewneck supports responsible farming and ethical production. Finished with OEKO-TEX® certified dyes, it meets safety and environmental standards while staying built to last — wear after wear.

Note: Heather Sport colors feature a cotton–poly blend for added durability.

The Christmas Wish Every Nurse Understands

White-knuckle night shifts. Soft fluorescent lights. And that quiet moment when the call lights finally—finally—stay silent. That's the dream.

Not presents under the tree. Not holiday bonuses. Just one shift where you're not running from room to room answering bells. This tee speaks the language of nurses who trade holiday carols for call lights.

The sardonic holiday wish lands with a knowing smile from anyone who's worked the floor. Lightweight but sturdy cotton that wears like a favorite scrub top over long shifts.

It's comfortable enough to wear during a busy shift and honest enough to wear home—a reminder that you belong to a community that gets it.

The Perfect Gift for Your Nurse Squad

Know a nurse who's answered more call lights than Christmas carols this season? They need this. A coworker who dreams of just one silent shift?

Perfect fit. Your entire unit that understands the joke without explanation? Order matching tees. The "All I Want for Christmas Is... A Silent Call Light" message is sardonic, honest, and captures the reality of nursing during the holidays.

Medium-weight cotton, ribbed crew neck, and crisp printing that stays vibrant through countless washes.

Great for holiday staff parties, nurse appreciation gifts, Secret Santa exchanges, or treating yourself to something that actually represents your Christmas wish list.

Because sometimes the best gift is just a little peace and quiet.

Frequently asked questions

Why will I actually want to wear this every day?

Because it's built for real comfort. 100% cotton fabric that breathes, a relaxed fit that moves with you, and a tear-away label so nothing scratches or irritates.

It's the kind of shirt you forget you're wearing—in the best way.

How does the sizing run?

Classic unisex fit with a relaxed, comfortable feel. Most people find their usual size works perfectly. If you prefer a more fitted look, consider sizing down.

Check the size chart above for exact measurements—we want you to feel confident in your choice.

Why does this cost what it does?

You're getting ethically-sourced US cotton, Oeko-Tex safety certification, and professional printing that's made fresh for you—not mass-produced months ago in a warehouse.

Quality materials, responsible production, and a design with meaning. That's the value.

Is this actually comfortable, or just "looks nice" comfortable?

It's genuinely comfortable. No side seams means no rubbing or irritation.

Reinforced shoulders prevent sagging. The ribbed collar keeps its shape without feeling tight.

This is a shirt that works as hard as you do, without the discomfort.

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