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Keep Calm and Floss T-Shirt – Funny Dentist Gift for Dental Professionals
$25.02
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Why You'll Love It 💖
Because panic never cleaned a single tooth.
Dentists know the truth: flossing fixes everything. Plaque? Floss. Gingivitis? Floss. Patient anxiety? Keep calm and... you guessed it.
This tee takes the iconic "Keep Calm" message and gives it a dental twist that'll make hygienists smile and patients actually remember to floss.
What makes it great
- 😄 Funny "Keep Calm and Floss" design – clever, not corny
- 🦷 Perfect for dental professionals – dentists, hygienists, assistants, students
- 👕 Soft, breathable cotton – comfortable for long clinic days or casual wear
- ✨ Unisex fit in multiple colors – charcoal, navy, black, forest green, dark chocolate
- 🎁 Great gift idea – National Dentist Day, graduation, staff appreciation, or just because
Care Instructions
Our Promise
Your happiness is our priority. Because each YOUSTOMIZE product is custom-made especially for you, we can’t simply put returned items back into stock — they’re yours and yours alone.
Here’s how we take care of you:
- If there’s a mistake on our side (wrong size sent, printing defect, damaged in transit), we’ll replace it or refund you in full, at no cost to you.
- If you change your mind or choose the wrong size, we completely understand — it happens! While we can’t resell your item, we’ll offer you an exclusive discount for a brand-new order.
This way, you still get what you truly want, and we maintain our eco-responsible promise of avoiding waste.
We believe in solutions that are fair for you and kind to the planet. 🫶
Secure Shipping
⏱ Processing with Care
We prepare your order within 1–3 business days (orders placed after 12 PM local time are handled the next business day). Each step is done with precision, because your style deserves the time and attention it needs.
🌍 Shipping
We ship in the following countries. If your country is not listed below, just contact us.
- USA: 2–6 business days
- Canada, Australia, New Zealand: 2–5 business days
- International: 10-30 business days
NB: Some items may be unavailable in some regions. Just get in touch with us in case.
Free Shipping on all orders
Enjoy free shipping on orders over $69— our way of saying thank you for being part of the YOUSTOMIZE story. 🎁
Delays
- Some countries may apply local taxes or import duties — these are the customer’s responsibility.
- During peak seasons, delivery may take a little longer, but we’ll keep you updated so you always know where your order is.
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FREQUENTLY ASKED QUESTIONS
When will my order ship?
Most orders ship within 2-3 business days. Free shipping on orders $69+.
You'll receive tracking info via email so you can follow along.
Why will I actually want to wear this every day?
Are payments secure?
Yes. We use Shopify's encrypted payment system. All major cards, PayPal, and Shop Pay accepted. Your information stays protected.
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Why does this cost what it does?
We want you to love it. If something's off from our side, reach out within 30 days. We'll work with you to make it right.